There's a new replacement for the Kinsey scale floating around. It takes into account not only who you're attracted to, but also how you're attracted to them, assuming you're attracted to anyone at all (i.e. asexuality).
I had attempted to seed the original story where I found this, but NewsVine couldn't seem to save the picture. And that was the most important part I wanted to share, seeing as it's pretty self-explanatory.
So, where are you? (You can answer in the comments if you want to, but it's not necessary.)